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Nominated for: BEST Neighborhood Bar
I'm the place you go to when you want to be all lit up. My keepers, Dwayne and Raz will fuck you up if you don't obey the rules, by throwing ice at you. You best know the words to Purple Rain up in here. But we sleep all day sunday. Go ahead down your fity cent beers, but only winners get pitchers. So stop on by! We have peanuts!
